Ode to Rangers
Once while hunting long long ago I heard a sound,
deep in the woods, I looked all around.
A bear, a puma, an evil ol' boar?
Nay, just a silly ranger
Make'n noise enough for a score.
Surely nay, I thought to meself,
Rangers are stealth, an quiet as a mouse.
But I knew maybe, yes, I must be right,.
Cause the very next moment.
He asked me if North was left, or right.
I led the poor lost lord towards town.
Or at least he though so,
With a wink I giggled, and then I thought with a frown.
I decided to hide before he came back.
Cause I knew he would.
We all know the the thing rangers lack..
An eye for herbs, able to skin like nobody could,
But a sense of direction, they all seem ta lack.
to EntieEntie :)